A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation. "Please sir," says the waiter, "what did you order?" The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise..." "Ah! So sorry everyone," says the waiter, "I brought you Peeking Duck."

”Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!” ”Keep it down, sir, or everyone will want one.”

Dance instructor says, "Everyone get in line and we will get started learning the salsa!" Me, hiding a bag of tortilla chips, “I think there’s been a misunderstanding..."

Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice. But after eating his first bowl, he told my sister, "I hope I develop a taste for the stuff. It goes down real rough." "Well," she asked, "how long did you cook it?" "You're supposed to cook it?" he said.

I recentally had dinner at a seafood restaurant. Upon being seated the waiter arrives promptly to take my order. I ask, "Do you have frog legs?" My waiter answered, "No, that's just the way I walk!"