Rodney sat in his attorney’s office.
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the attorney asked.
"Give me the bad news first," said Rodney.
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars," said the attorney.
"That’s the bad news?" asked Rodney incredulously.
"I can’t wait to hear the terrible news."
"It’s of you and your mistress," replied the attorney.