One day, a man is walking along the beach and comes across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubs it and, much to his surprise, a genie actually appears.
"For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes," says the genie.
The man is ecstatic. "But there’s a catch," the genie continues. "What catch?" asks the man, eyeing the genie suspiciously.
The genie replies, "For each of your wishes, every lawyer in the world will receive DOUBLE what you ask for." "Hey, I can live with that! No problem!" replies the elated man.
"What is your first wish?" asks the genie. "Well, I’ve always wanted a Ferrari!" POOF! A Ferrari appears in front of the man.
"Now, every lawyer in the world has been given TWO Ferraris," says the genie. "What is your next wish?" "I could really use a million dollars," replies the man, and POOF! One million dollars appears at his feet.
"Now every lawyer in the world is TWO million dollars richer," the genie reminds the man. "Well, that’s OK, as long as I’ve got MY million," replies the man.
"And what is your final wish?" asks the genie. The man thinks long and hard, and finally says: "Well, you know, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney."