EATING GRASS JOKE
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked them.
"We don’t have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then," said the lawyer.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children," the second man answered.
"Bring them as well."
They all climbed into the limousine – no easy task – and one of the poor fellows said: "Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you."
"No problem," said the lawyer, "The grass in my yard is about two feet tall."