GOVERNOR JOKE
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor. "Judge Garber has just died"
said the attorney, "and I want to take his place." The governor replied:
"Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."