HECKLING IN COURTROOM
Heckling in the courtroom had constantly interrupted the trial, and the judge had had enough.
"The next person who interrupts the proceeding will be thrown out of my court!"
he said severely, at which the defendant yelled, "Hooray!"
Judge: Haven’t I seen you before?
Man: Yes, Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums.
Judge: Twenty years!