JOKE ABOUT LAW
A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone.
He walks up to her and says: "Hi there, how’s it going tonight?"
She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says: "I’ll screw anybody any time, anywhere, any place, it doesn’t matter to me."
The guy raises his eyebrows and says: "No kidding? What law firm do you work for?"