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JUDGE AND ME

Why do want a divorce, the judge asked me.
"Your Honour, my wife goes around from one pub to another every night and doesn't return home till its very late" I said.
The judge looked at me sympathetically and asked my wife sternly "is it true madam".
She said "It's true M'lord, but it's not what you think. You see this guy drinks and passes out in a different pub everyday.
I go to fetch him".