The funeral procession included two hearses and a man walking a dog. Several hundred people followed the man.
Curious, a pedestrian approached the man. "The first hearse carries my ex-wife’s lawyer," the man explained.
"My dog bit him and he died two days later. The second hearse has a lawyer who opposed me in some business litigation. He met the same fate."
The pedestrian thought for a moment, then asked: "Could I borrow your dog?"
"Okay by me, but you’re going to have to wait your turn like these other people."