Honest Judge
Taking his seat in his chambers, the smart, HONEST Judge faced the opposing lawyers.
"So", the Judge said: "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."
Both lawyers became uncomfortable.
"You, attorney David, gave me $50000 and you, attorney Goliath, gave me $60000
The judge now reached into his pocket and pulled out $10000. He handed it to attorney Goliath and said...
"Now that I'm returning $10000 we're going to decide this case solely on its merits...!!!"