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LAWYER LIGHT BULB JOKE

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Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the second part,
also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to a
transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result
of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i. e., the lighting, elucidation,
and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door,
through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet,
any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the
aforementioned agreement between the parties.