LAWYER RABBI HINDU JOKE
A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening.
They walk to a nearby farm and the farmer tells them it’s too late for a tow truck but he has only two extra beds and one of them will
have to sleep in the barn. The Hindu says: "I’m humble, I’ll sleep in the barn."
But minutes later he returns and knocks on the door and says: "There is a cow in the barn. It’s against my beliefs to sleep in the same building as a cow."
So the rabbi says: "It’s okay, I’ll sleep in the barn." But soon, he is back knocking on the door as well, saying, "There is a pig in the barn, and I cannot shelter in a building with a pig."
So the lawyer is forced to sleep in the barn. Shortly, there is another knock on the door and the farmer sighs and answers it. It’s the pig and the cow.