Jerry is charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquits him.
Later that day Jerry comes back to speak to the judge that tried his case.
"Your Honour,’ he says. "I want to get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine.’
"Why?’ asks the judge.
"He won your acquittal.
Why do you want to have him arrested?’
Jerry replies, "I didn’t have the money to pay his fee, so the bastard went and took the car I stole.’