TWO LAWYERS INTO A DINER
Two lawyers went into a diner and ordered two drinks.
Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them: "You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!"
The lawyers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
After years of hard work, Angie took her first vacation on a luxury cruise ship.
While sitting in a deck chair, she recognized a former school classmate, a long-lost friend from her old hometown.
She crossed the deck and shook hands with her friend and said: "Hello, Angela.
I haven’t seen you in years. What are you doing these days?"
"I’m a lawyer," whispered Angela. "But don’t tell my mother.
She still thinks I’m a prostitute."