WHO HAD THE MOST CHILDREN
There was a contest on who had the most children...
Contestant #1 walked out on the stage with 12 children behind him. The audience clapped politely, and one of the judges commented "That's a lot of kids, but you can do better."
Contestant #2 walked out on the stage, bringing with him 24 children,
all of different ages. The audience clapped more enthusiastically, some of them nod their heads in approval.
"Impressive." one judge said.
Contestant #3 walked out on the stage, with 48 children in tow, all of different ages and ethnicities.
The audience started roaring and applauding, some of them stood up.
"Wow! That's a lot of kids, I think we have a winner." said one judge.
Contestant #4 walked out on the stage, but he is totally alone.
The audience and the judges are stunned silent.
"What is this?" said one judge, "is this a joke?"
Then the whole audience started chanting: "Dad-dy! Dad-dy! Dad-dy!"