A MAN AND A WOMAN IN THE TRAIN COMPARTMENT
A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. at 1 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying: "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! that's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket." after a moment of silence, he farted.