BEST MILITARY JOKES
A soldier runs up a hill and around a corner before slamming into an officer.
"Where do you think you’re going, son?"
"Sorry, Captain! It’s crazy out there and the firefight was so heavy. I got scared and tried to go AWOL."
"Who you calling Captain? I’m a general!"
"Wow!" exclaimed the soldier. "I didn’t realize I’d run that far back."