FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR JOKE
As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said:
"All right! All you dummies fall out."
As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention.
The instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me, and then just raised a single eyebrow.
I smiled and said: "Sure was a lot of ‘em, huh sir?"