A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed...
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied: "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said: "I can't thank you enough, sister.
You see, I don't want to go to Syria."
The nun said: "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied: "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."