Two good ol’ boys, Jimmy and Babba get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.
Not long after, they’re out for a walk and Jimmy says, "Hey, Babba - there’s the NCO Club.
Let’s you and me stop in and have us a drank."
"But we’s privates," protests Babba.
"NO, we’s sergeants now," says Jimmy, pulling him inside
"Now, Babba, I’m gonna sit down and have me a drank."
"But, we’s privates," says Babba.
"You blind, boy!" says Jimmy, pointing at his stripes.
"We’s Sergeants now!"
So they order their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Jimmy.
"You’re cute," she says, "and I’d like to take you someplace and make you feel good — but I’ve got a bad case of gonorrhea."
Jimmy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Babba, go look in the dictionary and see what that gonorrhea means.
If it’s good, give me the okay sign."
Babba goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Jimmy the big okay sign.
Three weeks later Jimmy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.
"Babba," he says, "What you give me the okay for?!"
"Well Jimmy, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea only affects the privates."
Then he pointed to his stripes and says, "But we’s Sergeants now!