One day a bar owner was putting up a notice "Make the donkey outside cry and i'll give you 1000 dollars". So this one guy comes in and asks the owner why he wants to make the donkey cry. the owner replies: "cause he keeps laughing it's pissing me off" So the guy goes outside and out of nowhere the laughing donkey starts to cry. the guy goes back in and asks for the money. the owner goes. "Okay i'll give you the money but you gotta tell me how you made him cry." the dude goes "I told him my penis was bigger than his " The next day the owner put up another notice requesting for the crying donkey to laugh again. The same guy comes in and says he'll do it. So he walks outside and the donkey starts laughing again. The owner asked how he did it. The dude replied: "I showed him my penis"