A man goes to a psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about porn." The psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks. The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman having sex." The psychologist says, "Very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?" The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman having oral sex." The psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?" The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a woman and a woman having sex." The psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with porn!" "Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"